(Source: highwaygone, via masterp)
never get waitresses like this…
yes alright I could have emailed that note.. but fuck this is more fun!
For God’s sake, be graceful!
Our guests will be here soon, slave. Stand up straight and proud. -Sir (ps, I wish I had friends that would like to be...
Be a good pet and serve daddy his drink!!
she needs to serve us….